suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

LMMFAO

Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
― Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)